On July 25, the impending death of Melbourne’s leading thinking newspaper was announced. The planned takeover of The Age by chequebook journalism, entertainment empire is such a clash of cultures that the death of independent journalism at The Age is certain. Why did this happen?Read More »
After being a grandparent for 3 years, I’ve forgotten the scepticism and caution I had about becoming one. I’m not great with young children – I like older ones and adults. And I found the gushing gooeyness of grandparents impossible to believe. ‘Oh you’ll love it. It’s the best job in the world,’ they said. ‘We love our grandchildren…’ and then they ran off to show pictures or recount stories of little Zac or Tayla. Yuk, I thought. That’s definitely not me.
Four years and three grandchildren later, I realise new about-to-be grandparents are asking me what it’s like, as if I have some wisdom. Reflecting, I realised I’ve changed my views and become one of them! So here are my ‘rules’ for successful grandparenting.
- Believe what other grandparents say
Yes, you will – probably – love it, even you rational, non-child-loving men like me.
- Say ‘yes’ to their parents at all times
Now you’ve been a parent for many years and you know about raising children. But DON’T SAY ANYTHING CRITICAL OF THE PARENTS’ PARENTING. I guarantee there’s lots you won’t like…but they are the parents now, not you. They believe they have all the knowledge and you are out of touch, old-fashioned or, worse, they think you were a bad parent. If you want to be successful – which means having access to the grandchildren – say ‘yes’ to everything either parent says.
- Supply parents with food
This is odd. Often a parent is at home…but if you bring food when you visit, it is almost always appreciated. Somehow new young parents now seem unable to look after a child and also make a meal for them…and you. Food wins friends…and access.
- Offer frequently to mind the children
To start with, your offers won’t be accepted. The parents are afraid you’ll kill the child by dropping it, feeding it poison (like icecream), letting the dog eat it. But at some point they will get desperate enough to accept your offer, so they can go out. The earlier this happens the better, so the grandchildren get used to you (and used to some other style of parenting) and smile when you arrive, instead of screaming ‘Mum, Mum!’ when you approach.
- Have them at your house, not theirs
This sounds odd. But having them at your house has many advantages. You will be comfortable, you set the rules, you know where everything is. When the child goes to sleep (they all sleep), you can use the time for your own activities – fixing, baking, reading, household chores – that can’t be done at their house.
- Don’t buy ANY toys
You’ll discover immediately a grandchild arrives that materialism begins at birth. Babies – and all young children – are inundated with toys. If you are desperate for your own set of toys for your house, pick up freebies on the kerbside, as children outlive toys rapidly. And guess what? Young children like playing with plastic bowls, scrunching and cutting old paper, playing in the garden, cooking, washing up, vacuuming, playing with water. Get the picture? Everyday chores are fun for children, especially if you involve them! New toys are totally unnecessary.
- Get on the floor to play with them
Get down to their level…which is the floor to start with. That makes you their size. Play their games (pouring water, washing up, cooking, making drinks, dancing), use your imagination to create stories out of your head (yes, you can do this!) and you’ll have friends for life. Leave them to play alone…and you’ll be forgotten as soon as they can get away.
- Talk in a normal, happy voice
You don’t need to revert to ga-ga language. Be enthusiastic about whatever they are doing (but say ‘no’ to set the rules). The more normally you talk, the easier it is for you and the quicker they learn real language and words.
- Treat girls and boys the same
You’ll be amazed at the sexism inherent in your behaviour to start with. Dolls houses, guns, cars, pink/blue, clothes, attitudes to aggression. Offer all choices to both sexes and see what takes their fancy. You’ll then discover their individual differences, not just girl/boy differences (I have a girl who wants to play Aussie rules and a boy who hates to play with balls…).
- DON’T turn on the TV
You’ll be very tempted to turn on the TV, as your creative and physical energy runs out. DON’T! Read a book, turn on music, sit quietly, play a new game. TV dulls their senses (and yours). Once upon a time, there was no TV. Try going back to the past.
- Devote yourself to them for the time and enjoy it!
They are the main attraction for you right now. Plan to enjoy it…and you will…mostly. If you wish you were doing something else, you’ll resent the time and they will pick that up.
In truth, I don’t ‘love’ it like most grandmothers and many grandfathers, but it is special time for them and for me. It only lasts a few years, then they are gone into the school institutionalisation processes. There’s lots of time for adult pleasures in your life. Give yourself another perspective. They say 0-6 years is key for child development. Help a young child to have a good base for their life’s development. You will love it!
I’ve just completed my first ever complete luxury tour. It included premium air travel, premium hotels, luxury cruising and a luxury national park experience. It was all wonderful… But that’s the thing. That luxury left me with uneasy feelings about whether spending all this money on me was the right thing to be doing. Luxury and me don’t seem to be good company.Read More »
I spent 20 days recently with a CEO friend on a group trip with other very smart common friends. After observing her management of the group and reflecting on my own pretty effective use of time, I concluded that effective CEOs, having more energy (a topic I’ve blogged on before), just get a lot more done in their day than the average person. Here’s how.Read More »
Another stage in the sexual equality revolution has finally arrived. I’m thrilled – and stunned – by the rapid spread from Weinstein to the outing of many other outrageous men to #MeToo and now to #meNOmore, as women across the world stand up in many industries against the organisational and reputational power which men have exerted over them. We’ve come a long way since Mad Men.Read More »
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My birthday ended last Friday. It lasted about a month. I asked for ‘experiences’, not gifts, as I have more material goods than I’ll ever need. I enjoyed it a lot more than usual. Here’s what happened.Read More »
Got a call this week from a salesperson from a traditional electricity retailer. It confirmed to me what is rotten in the electricity industry, the lies being told about the causes of high prices and what we need to do about it.Read More »
I used to love taking photos. My house is covered with pictures I took that people admire. But digital cameras and now smart phones have changed all that. I’ve upgraded to an iPhone 7 with its ‘great’ camera and abandoned my digital SLR, but still, I no longer love the pictures I take. Anyone can be a great photographer…and the value of photography and photos has plummeted. Can photos recover? What should I do?Read More »
Out walking the other day, I thought about my life and realised that I was entering the ‘last quarter’ of my life. In sports, you come to the last quarter, knowing what you need to do to win, or else you lose. But in life the last quarter is not about ‘winning’ or ‘losing’. What is it about? And, since we don’t know its length, how do we play the last quarter? And I felt that I didn’t know how to play this last quarter. What should I do?Read More »